Why do men die first

Why do men die first

Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for
centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation, first:

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race ... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the
housework ... you're a pansy.

If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her. If you don't
work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is
exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ...
you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favoritism. If she
gets a job ahead of you ... its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks ... its sexual harassment. If you
keep quiet ... its male indifference.

If you cry ... you're a wimp. If you don't ... you're an
insensitive
bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated
woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's
domination. If SHE asks you ... it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a
pervert. If you don't ... you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're
sexist. If you don't ... you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain. If you don't
... you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers ... you're after something. If you don't ...
you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself. If
you don't ... you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache ... she's tired. If you have a headache ... you
don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often ... you're oversexed. If you don't ... there
must be someone else.

Why do men die first? Because they want to.